A modern conversation

I got a text message from someone named Matt tonight.

Matt (9:08 PM) Wats good 5 5

me (9:12) wrong number

Matt (9:20) Dis ain't Jessica???

me (9:22) not even close

Matt (9:23) Dis Matt. who dis?

me (9:24) Dis a 60 year old man

Matt (9:25) Sorry about that sir
me (9:25) no prblm