Monday, February 4, 2008

Doofus of the week

Pennsylvania Senator Arlen Specter is threatening to force NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell to appear at a Senate hearing to investigate the commissioner having destroyed the video tapes the New England Patriots took serupticiously of other teams, and for which they have been heavilty fined.

“The NFL has a very preferred status in our country with their antitrust exemption,” Specter told the New York Times on Thursday. “The American people are entitled to be sure about the integrity of the game. It’s analogous to the CIA destruction of tapes. Or any time you have records destroyed.”

Appearantly the Iraq war, 40 million Americans without health care, the looming resession and global warming were solved late last week, leaving the Senate time to work on the next set of national and international problems.

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