Thursday, October 2, 2008

My questions for tonight’s debate

Senator Biden, given the current difficult economic times, I’m sure many Americans would like your advice on how to stretch a household budget. Perhaps you could tell us how, on a combined $250,000 income, and despite your annual, after-tax Amtrak commutation expense of over $13,000, you and your wife managed to build a 6800 square foot lakefront home on four acres? Aside from cutting back on the double-mocha lattes, how do you swing those payments? (see today’s New York Times for the full story.)

Governor Palin, have you ever read a newspaper?

What are your questions?

Note: A special note of congratulations is due to Congress, whose approval rating among the American people has fallen to 15% in the most recent Times/CBS News Poll. It took a special effort to come in under George Bush’s record-tying 22%, but you did it!

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sen. Biden, in 1991 you voted against attacking Iraq. You later admitted that was a mistake. In 2002 you voted for invading Iraq and now you say you were mislead and made a mistake.

So just what is it that makes you a foreign policy guru?

Gov Palin, you have almost alone kept the Russians at bay as Governor of Alaska.

With all that is happening would not America be better served with you withdrawing from the ticket and going back to Alaska to keep this country safe from Putin and his minions?

Anonymous said...

Reading the article on Biden's lifestyle and possible incongruities in financing it, I couldn't tell whether he did favors for MBNA as a senior committee and past chairman of the Senate Judiciary Committee. Does anyone know if he supported predatory lending legislation? Did you notice he had almost no investment income last year? I will say if he is funneling money around, he isn't a super pig as he seems to be always in debt.

I would ask him for a strategy on getting the US up and running as a contributing member of the global community.

My question to her: her stance on the current administration's undeclared war on upper level civil servants who refused to knuckle under to White House/ Republican pressure on partisan agenda and those applicants who were passed over for not being partisan.

Anonymous said...

For her:
How is it possible to oppose Roe vs Wade & authorize troops to kill?
Did McCains age affect your decision to join him on the ticket?
Is race an issue in this election?
Who are the Ronettes?
For him:
Is race an issue in this election?
What is the quickest way to get out of Iraq?
Are those hair plugs?

Anonymous said...

Joe Biden:
Narcissistic (hair plugs, porcelain veneers) plagiarist (repeat offender), all-purpose weasel.
If anything he says sounds good, he probably stole it.
Sarah Palin:
Nice looking milf, well-intentioned, but way, way over her head.
Kind of like community organizer Obama - all style, zero substance.

And Juan McLame, if not the Manchurian Candidate, then just another windbag approved by the DC machine.

These are LEADERS?

Anyone who thinks this election presents a choice is an IMBECILE!

Jon May said...

What do you see as the role of the executive branch with regard to the function of the Federal Reserve Bank?
What is your position regarding the recent Supreme Court decisions regarding the prisoners being held in Guantanamo?
What are your feelings regarding the use of executive orders and particularly as it regards the fifth amendment?
What, if any is, is your relationship to the Federalist Society, and how would you compare or contrast your judicial position to theirs?
What are your feelings regarding gay rights and in particular their right to form recognized civil unions?
Could you define the U.S.'s role and goals at the IMF and World Bank.
What action if any should the U.S. take towards president Chavez of Venezuela?
What do you feel the U.S. could improve or change regarding NAFTA as it relates to Mexico and Canada?

rsb said...

To Both:
Are you in favor of restoring Habeas Corpus and if yes what actions will you take to do so?

To Palin:
Can you answer why most American children score so low in geography. (Think beauty constant.)

Anonymous said...

Question to Joe, Other than being runner up to uncle Ted in the lifetime award category for doing nothing in the Senate,What is it that you hang your hat on for accomplishment in goverment service since 1972. Question for Sarah,The last two democratic presidents have been govenors. W and RR were govenors as well.Define effective leadership from an executive position. After the taxpayers clean up banking,finally get some attention with an effective Energy policy, Wet nurse the the mamby pamby third world. Question for both.Will either party consider term limits for Congress?

Anonymous said...

QUESTIONS FOR: FISTINYOFACE

WHO ARE YOU?
WHERE'S ALL THIS ANGER/AWARENESS COMING FROM?
ARE YOU RELATED TO OR FRIENDS WITH CHRIS ROCK OR EMINEM?
LOVE YOUR SPIRIT!

TONIGHT IF BIDEN WOULD START THE DEBATE BY ASKING PALIN IF SHE PERFERRED MS. OR MRS. SHE'D BE DONE?

Anonymous said...

Wow, you people are tough (notice that I said "you people" as I made the mistake of assuming most were male).

Big VP debate tonight.

May I make an observation?

Every single person who reads this blog is qualified to be the Vice President of the US.

Hell, I will bet that every reader has more experience than Obama. I know the creator of this blog does.

The media wants to "gettcha", and I am sure that will happen tonight.

Personally, I think Palin is hot!

rsb said...

JB I don't know you anymore.
Does anyone know a good divorce attorney?
I want to divorce my family.

d'blank said...

sorry Bro -- it's groundhog day and the alarm just went off again. you're in it for life.

Anonymous said...

My post debate questions:

For Senator Joe B:
Were you smilin' at Governor Palin... or leering?

Good thing you wuz behind a podium or we'd have seen your involuntary salute to her, fo' sho'.

Just as McCain looked into Putin's brain and saw KGB, Fisntinyoface looked into Biden's libido and saw him bareass over GOVERNESS Palin's knees, as she wailed on his tukas with a boar-bristle brush. And he looked mighty appreciative of the discipline.

Question for Gov. Sarah P:
Why don't you use spray adhesive on your forehead and stick down those damn bangs? Were you blinking out signs to your homies or tryin' to stifle a grand mal seizure?

From now on, we repectfully request you wear ankle straps, pencil skirts and a laced bodice. And scold us more through your Kawasaki 704s - we LIKE dat!

Here's one for moderator Gwen Ifill:
Were you dressed for an audition for Mad Men?

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